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|    Life.exe has stopped responding.                                            |
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|   Runtime Error                                                                |
|    Syntax Error                                                                |
|     Value Error                                                                |
|  Try:                                                                          |
|      Solution most wanted                                                      |
|      Ignored, unseen                                                           |
|      Still errors?                                                             |
|      Error of my ways?                                                         |
|      Biological programming?                                                   |
|      Electric blood, pumped in                                                 |
|      Sparking implants                                                         |
|      Organ enabling                                                            |
|      Fruitless endeavour                                                       |
|  Catch exception as evidenceOfMyFailings:                                      |
|      Organ failure                                                             |
|      Drive failure                                                             |
|      Entropy                                                                   |
|      Replaceable technology                                                    |
|      Replaceable biology                                                       |
|      Replaceable psychology                                                    |
|  Just more failware                                                            |
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